I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Hoodie
I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Hoodie
Elevate your style and embrace your unapologetic bookish attitude with our "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Hooded Sweatshirt. Designed for the bold and empowered reader, this sweatshirt is a fierce declaration of your refined yet fiery taste in literature. It’s perfect for those who prefer their steamy content between the pages, with a side of sophistication and sass.
Made from ultra-soft, premium fabric, this sweatshirt ensures you stay cozy while making a statement. Whether you're diving into a spicy new read or hanging out with fellow book lovers, this piece is the perfect mix of comfort and attitude. The striking text adds a touch of wit and class, making it a must-have for anyone who reads with passion and pride.
Slip into this hooded sweatshirt and let the world know that you’re a lady who knows exactly what she wants—especially when it comes to her books. Ideal for those who love to push boundaries while keeping it stylish, the "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Hooded Sweatshirt is more than just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for the smut-savvy reader.
Specifications:
•Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
•The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
•The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
•Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
•Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |