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I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Hoodie

I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Hoodie

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Elevate your style and embrace your unapologetic bookish attitude with our "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Hooded Sweatshirt. Designed for the bold and empowered reader, this sweatshirt is a fierce declaration of your refined yet fiery taste in literature. It’s perfect for those who prefer their steamy content between the pages, with a side of sophistication and sass.

Made from ultra-soft, premium fabric, this sweatshirt ensures you stay cozy while making a statement. Whether you're diving into a spicy new read or hanging out with fellow book lovers, this piece is the perfect mix of comfort and attitude. The striking text adds a touch of wit and class, making it a must-have for anyone who reads with passion and pride.

Slip into this hooded sweatshirt and let the world know that you’re a lady who knows exactly what she wants—especially when it comes to her books. Ideal for those who love to push boundaries while keeping it stylish, the "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Hooded Sweatshirt is more than just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for the smut-savvy reader.

Specifications:

•Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
•The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
•The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
•Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
•Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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