I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Sweatshirt
I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Sweatshirt
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Elevate your style and embrace your unapologetic bookish attitude with our "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Sweatshirt. Designed for the bold and empowered reader, this sweatshirt is a fierce declaration of your refined yet fiery taste in literature. It’s perfect for those who prefer their steamy content between the pages, with a side of sophistication and sass.
Made from ultra-soft, premium fabric, this sweatshirt ensures you stay cozy while making a statement. Whether you're diving into a spicy new read or hanging out with fellow book lovers, this piece is the perfect mix of comfort and attitude. The striking text adds a touch of wit and class, making it a must-have for anyone who reads with passion and pride.
Slip into this sweatshirt and let the world know that you’re a lady who knows exactly what she wants—especially when it comes to her books. Ideal for those who love to push boundaries while keeping it stylish, the "I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Fucking Lady" Sweatshirt is more than just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for the smut-savvy reader.
Specifications:
•Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
•The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
•Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
•Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
•Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Beautifully made, perfect quality and oversized like I love!