Mediocre White Man Cap
Mediocre White Man Cap
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Strut through life like you're explaining crypto at a dinner party — with unshakable confidence and absolutely zero qualifications. This cap is your daily reminder to channel the energy of a man who applied for the CEO role after skimming a Wikipedia article.
Crafted from 100% cotton twill and pre-distressed for that “I’ve been confidently winging it since birth” vibe, this hat serves looks and life lessons. It features a low profile, D-ring adjustable strap (for customizing your fit like you're customizing your LinkedIn lies), and just the right amount of shade — both literally and metaphorically.
💁♀️ Bonus: Wearing this hat may cause spontaneous TED Talks and unsolicited advice from strangers. Use responsibly.
Details:
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100% cotton twill — as sturdy as Chad’s self-esteem
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Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring (because Velcro is for the unsure)
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DTF-printed design (but, like, the wholesome kind)
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Sewn-in label
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Distressing and color may vary — just like the logic behind mediocre confidence
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